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Memo To: Mar Roxas, attend the makati anti con-ass rally if you must, but shut the fuck up!

Dear Senator Mar Roxas,

We read in the newspapers that you plan to attend the anti con-ass rally set tomorrow in Makati. We are very worried for you.

If you attend this rally, Mr. Roxas – shut the fuck up! oooops, we just said what we do not want you to say. Well, this is a blog , you can say things like that. But please Mr. Roxas, that is not something you should say in rallies when anything you say or do can be put in youtube and become content in all national tv newscasts.

The point, sir, is that we do not want you to make the same “putang-ina” mistake you made the last time you spoke in a rally in makati. You have seen the effect of those words in you.

While you are not our client, we like to give you an idea, gratis, pro-bono: if you attend the rally tomorrow in makati, BRING KORINA SANCHEZ WITH YOU. but DO NOT SPEAK.

Make korina say something but you should not say anything, just stand beside her and let her do the talking. What korina should say should be planned and scripted. What you need to say (make it very short, 4 sentences at the most, and remove “putang-ina” from your vocabulary) and what you will do beside her should be scripted.

We hope you read this, sir.

~wawam~

ps: we think mar roxas ratings went up in the last surveys due to korina sanchez when they announced their engagement.

  1. Danilo
    June 13, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    Dear wawam:

    I second the motion. Perhaps Marimar Roxas should just…you know… go eff himself instead. Allowing him to attend just to STFD and STFU is cruel. My suggestion is better for him, better for all. He gets to enjoy, while those attending will not have to watch a freak out. There’s more in the senate, where this “thing” holds office. There’s a yuppie smooth talking jackass, a murderer, someone who has venomous hate for the VP, both former media practitioners from the same network before joining politics. I have nothing against women, but from cory to this beeyatch. I will never consider Loren, like Darna the governor of Batngas, they both should be on Philippine Airlines fetching me peanuts. Vilma looks like Sarah Palin, who I’m told has been recently tagged, and released into the wild. There is one who is not running for the presidency, but she’s running for another term of office (codenamed Brenda), smart, feisty, a fire breathing character never afraid to be ashamed of freaking out in public…therefore certifiable. I got nothing to say about “Dick”. There is one named…Jokker. He lives up to that definition. There’s the Villar’s, the wife in the “lower” house. That’s political dynasty. Thet’s Shamelessness on their part. The Villar name stinks. Ah..the Estada’s. They had their shot, and they blew it. Time for them to just act as actors in a movie, that I avoid. The Cayetano’s are not running…but they are salivating for that fantasy day for them, that they are rulers. Another political dynasty. I know their kind. Their old man, ask the house hold helper who forgot to place his favorite golfing shoes in the cars trunk, ask her what verbal abuse she got. It ain’t right to say things to the dead, but I will desecrate their dead anytime they betray the public instead of serving it. People, above party, above all. These are punchlines for the Cayetano’s. Oh yeah… the Philippine senate have their own “Larry Craig”. It used to be John O, when Gringo takes a leak, this Micheal Jacko also joins him, Gringo must have kidney issues. Watch who joins the pretty heads when they have “liquidity problems”. The initials of this mystery senator is none other than the letters …. go over their and do your home work. The former drug lord wannabe is now DDB Chairman, as a senator, Tito Sotto imported a sack a shit called ephidrine, its an ingredient for manufacturing shabu. What has law making got to do with having a sack of poison appear in this country? He’s obviously wants to do it again. A fucking comedian, watch out for this sack a shit in 2010. Don’t vote for “it”.

    I am against the Arroyo’s, not entirely against amendments to a constitution no longer tuned to the changes of time, RP as a nation must evolve to advance well into the 21st century, the more than 2 decades old constitution must adapt, not abolishing it entirely, just tweek the economic provisions, very carefully. We all know what an anus called “speaker of the house” is. We know what comes out of it, and “the three stools” (Jose Pidal, Mikey, Datu), and all those traitors paid by the public, to serve their own interests are up to. This “con us” is to perpetuate GMA in power. Excuses are like anus, everybody’s got one.

    On the rallies, If nothing comes out of it but traffic snarls and potential “Rolito Go’s” needing to go to the can, or even worst..like an EDSA 2001, better ditch it altogether. Unless it is an armed uprising led by a winner, but if it is led by a poltroon like Honasan, ditch the motha. Attack a luxury hotel, aim rifles at loyalist forces, then surrender. Super gay.

    Lacson claims the rally on June 10 “can ignite a revolution”. I was not thrilled. I knew it was another boring smelly..thing. I therefore offer this music video I found. To Pinky, and those under the…

    What did Gov. SALSALcedo call her? B Bee yatz? Yeah whatever, who went to that infernal highway in 2001? Tangina nila, lahat sila, “highwaymen”. I mean it. Now that she is there, she wants it for life. There is only one solution to a problem like the Arroyo’s. Its the permanent kind. Mount her head on the palace gates. As for congress crooks, line them up against the walls of that infernal chamber, and tazer their groins till they are deceased. Nah, just shoot them, no check that, spare the bullets, just put them in an old barge, and use it for naval gunnery exercises in shark infested waters off the coast of Corregidor. Televised for public accountability, and popcorn fun.

    Instead of spending to inflict their eff faces on TV ads, these 2010 presidential candidates should, and I mean should spend for the effort to attain a permanent and thereby a genuine solution. What is 10M each to pool funds and hire the ultimate terminator or rather a …”termender”. That is if these candidates are truly for the people. The way I see it, these opposition clowns need her unpopularity, otherwise, they are the remaining unpopular bozos. Oh its along way to tipperary.

    Then there are these cults gunning for the palace. One dressed up in a red suite over white shirt, white terno pants, and white navy shoes. Red ribbon. Spinning like a propeller. What the fuq is he supposed to be huh? “The modern messiah?” There’s an abundance of these cults in RP, take JIL that infiltrated congress through its CIBAC part-list, vote or go to hell is that it? We ain’t even in Texas. Yet, a cult leader said to molest young males is still running around. A turd pusher. Eddie something I don’t give a rats ass its name, I just want them exterminated.

    Going for the jugular makes a lot of sense to me. It gives a permanent solution to a problem. With that, restraint, and more tempering of judgments.

    Happy Independece day. 111 years of illusion. Or am I stoned 24/7, that was a rhetorical question. But I love morphine. Leaving you with “State of the Nation by Industry..to all you members of Class Banyuhay, enjoy.

  2. pedro
    August 7, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Mar Roxas is just another Gloria..

    opurtunista at walang prinsipyo..

    nasaan ba sya nung sang katutak na corruption ang nagaganap sa malacanang at sa mga contracts sa ng gobyerno (ZTE, fertilizer scam, highways.. etc.)

    all he have been doing all these years was to make sure he has a good image (neutral lang kung baga like gloria before..)

    people, the masses have not realized these kasi wala nga siya sa mga anomalya pero wala din naman siyang ginawa para ibaglaban ang pera ng sambayanang pilipino.

    puro pa pogi points lang naman ang inatupag nito.. mr palengke daw..! trabaho naman talga nyan nya! gastos lang ng milyones para sa ad sa tv!

    piliin natin ang may solidong prinsipyo mga kabayan.. yung pinag lalaban ang karapatan at pera nating mga pilipino. hndi yung sarili lang ang inaatupag! obvious naman yung kasal nila scripted biro mo 5 taon nya hinintay pakaslan yung biik.

    pag ang ambisyon nga naman ang gumalaw noh, malilimutan mo lahat.

    pili po tayo ng may track record talaga na may prinsipyo, matatag at lumalaban! hindi yung pogi points lang ang inatupag kakatakot yan.

    mabuhay ang pilipinas!

    • August 7, 2009 at 5:22 pm

      how is roxas an opportunist and has no principles.

      he has spoken against the principle corruption should be stopped in government, good governance and helping the poor. those are very good principles.

      • August 8, 2009 at 2:55 pm

        speaking is one and doing is another… hindi lang dapat salita.

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