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Memo To: Mar Roxas, attend the makati anti con-ass rally if you must, but shut the fuck up!

June 9, 2009 4 comments

Dear Senator Mar Roxas,

We read in the newspapers that you plan to attend the anti con-ass rally set tomorrow in Makati. We are very worried for you.

If you attend this rally, Mr. Roxas – shut the fuck up! oooops, we just said what we do not want you to say. Well, this is a blog , you can say things like that. But please Mr. Roxas, that is not something you should say in rallies when anything you say or do can be put in youtube and become content in all national tv newscasts.

The point, sir, is that we do not want you to make the same “putang-ina” mistake you made the last time you spoke in a rally in makati. You have seen the effect of those words in you.

While you are not our client, we like to give you an idea, gratis, pro-bono: if you attend the rally tomorrow in makati, BRING KORINA SANCHEZ WITH YOU. but DO NOT SPEAK.

Make korina say something but you should not say anything, just stand beside her and let her do the talking. What korina should say should be planned and scripted. What you need to say (make it very short, 4 sentences at the most, and remove “putang-ina” from your vocabulary) and what you will do beside her should be scripted.

We hope you read this, sir.

~wawam~

ps: we think mar roxas ratings went up in the last surveys due to korina sanchez when they announced their engagement.

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